The Little Mermaid (2023)

Over the past decade, Disney has been misguidedly churning out "live-action remakes" of their beloved animated fare. A few have more or less hit the target, but most are pretty egregious. And so there has been much (so much) discussion about The Little Mermaid since it was announced. And the chatter got old fast. But the 80s original (while not exactly …