The Sorcerer's Apprentice
It was impossible to shudder with fear when Disney announced news of a live-action film based on Mickey's telebroomnesis tragicomic sequence from the original Fantasia. Starring Nic Cage. All together now: eeeuuuggggcchh!
Well, tonight I watched that film, breaking my Cage boycott on the promise of a giant steel eagle, an adorable living dragon ring, a…
