Reasons you should watch the credits

a few arguments for watching the entire movie

I am an annoying film-watching partner. I demand to sit front and center so as to be fully immersed in the movie and not distracted by the real world or any people who might be moving in my line of sight. Depending on the tone of the movie, I often allow nothing in the way of whispered asides, and I functionally ignore you. (We are having parallel exper…