Quote from "The Education of Robert Nifkin" by Daniel Manus Pinkwater (Chapter X)

Homeroom. Room 214. Mrs. Kukla yelled a little speech at the top of her lungs.

"This is your homeroom which it's the place you come first every day. If any of your teachers wants to make a complaint about you it comes here. I don't want to have to signature any complaint cards, so watch your p's and q's. Some of you students will have me for English as y…