Liveblog - The OSCARS! (Red Carpet)

Well, the red carpet is open, and the first arrivals are underwhelming, as always.  Armie Hammer from The Social Network cannot escape his ridiculous name, though his tux is fine.  What really has made me pause my TiVo, though, is the monstrous paper doily over gold lamé, high-collered monstrosity on Melissa Leo.  And Jennifer Lawrence continues her red…