Dune: Part Two

For those newly joining us, let’s review what longtime readers knew all too well.

1. Timothée Chalamet is my nemesis, but that has more to do with the concept of “Timothée” and less to do with his onscreen acting. But let’s be real: I don’t love that either.

2. I have never had any interest in reading Dune (which remains true).

3. On this site, we don’t use the L-w…